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OF HUMAN BONDAGE (1934):
"You dirty swine! I never cared for you -- not once! I was
always making a fool of ya. Ya bored me stiff! I hated ya! It made me sick when I had to let
you kiss me! I only did it because ya begged me. Ya hounded me and drove
me crazy! And after you kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth -- wipe
my mouth!" --Bette Davis.
ON GOLDEN POND (1981):
ON THE BEACH (1959):
"The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that
peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with
weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide." --Fred
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST (1968):
can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man can't
even trust his own pants." --Henry
Fonda (a .RM file).
want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his
country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his
country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to
fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dump.
Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of
battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble
shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest
boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.
Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for
a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and
will never lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to
Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps,
fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.
The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for The
Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than
they do about fornicating.
Now we have the finest food and equipment,
the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I
actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I
do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to
cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our
tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not
you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can
assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the
enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in
the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment
before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages
saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding
anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and
we are not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're
going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the
ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're
going to go through him like crap through a goose.
There's one thing
that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank
God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your
fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you what did you do in
the great World War II, you won't have to say 'Well, I shoveled shit in
Alright now, you sons of bitches, you know how I
feel. I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle --
anytime, anywhere. That's all." --George C. Scott (a .MP3 file).
over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the
honor of a triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came
trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories,
together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror
rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before
him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the
chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror
holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning that all glory is
fleeting." --George C. Scott (a .MP3 file).
astonishing what money can do for people. Don't you agree, Mr. Conner?
Not too much, you know. Just more than enough. Now take Tracy, for example.
Never a blow that hasn't been softened for her. Never a blow that won't
be softened. As a matter of fact, it even changed her shape. She was a
dumpy little thing at one time." --Cary
"Only as it happens,
I'm not interested in myself for the moment." --Katharine
"Not interested in yourself? You're fascinated, Red! You're
far and away your favorite person in the world!" --Cary
you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of
it. Oh, you're the golden girl, Tracy -- full of life and warmth and delight.
Ah, what goes on? You've got tears in your eyes." --Jimmy
ever possibly in the least ever happens here." --Virginia Weidler.
Dexter Haven. Oh, CK Dexter Haven!" --Jimmy
this is the voice of doom calling. Your days are numbered to the seventh
son of the seventh son." --Jimmy
haven't switched from liquor to dope by any chance, have you Dexter?" --Katharine
she was yare." --Katharine
that mean?" --John Howard.
"It means, uh... easy to handle, quick to the helm, fast, bright
everything a boat should be... until she develops dry rot." --Katharine
PILLOW TALK (1959):
Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't
end every sentence with a proposition." --Doris
THE PLANET OF THE APES (1968):
this a courtin' or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man
until he's your husband and entitled to hit you back." --Barry
be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate -- except those in your own mercenary
little heart!" --John Wayne.
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